hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
How many times can you lose to your mom in beer pong before you can no longer show your face around campus?
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
Well, there goes the no drunk sex injuries resolution.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
You introduced yourself and she said "wow that's a long name" and you went "yeah well you should see my dick."
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I should have known when she mixed malibu and V8. It smelled just like tanning oil and when she drank it she said "Oh well, not the first time."
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