And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
walked into a party last night, i saw 3 ex gfs standing in a circle talking to each other...that's the quickest u-turn i've ever made in my life.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Woke up. Made a pizza. Burnt it. Going back to bed cuz today sucks
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I keep having to have that awkward "I don't want to have sex with you" convo. I thought wearing sweatpants was suppose to prevent this situation..
I need to beat up a magician now. BRB.
Dude. Yeah. This is a game changer. I feel dirty and possibly pregnant and it hasn't happened yet.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
I can't decide if this outfit makes me look like a pirate. I also can't decide if I care if it does.
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
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