I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
Totally forgot this... How weird was it when they were licking our faces
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
I just laughed at the word pudding. I have no idea whats going on right now.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I seriously just forgot to push down the toaster twice in a row \n\nSo I've been waiting 8 minutes for toaster strudels that I haven't even started... Too high
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
Is 10AM too early for pizza and Dr. Pepper?
Only if 5PM is too early to be drunk. And when has that ever stopped us?
It's a charity event and she's wearing a cocktail dress drinking a 40... I found my future wife
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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