But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
Yeah, I wouldn't mind getting fingered in the corner of a dive bar again.
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Rob and I are cross faded and the only one taking care of us is a drunk person who's making us dance.
I'm really sorry I hooked up with your student on the dance floor..
Heard I spat fire in your face last night. Wish I could say that I'm sorry
House vote, we're revoking your 151 privileges
I'm sorry.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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