yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
Was just shown the photos from a professional photoshoot my aunt had for their dog...not drunk enough for this...
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
hand jobs are a waste of time that only lead to arm cramps. Also, where do you look...his eyes, at the penis, at the tv?
yeah the "where to look" question is super awkward
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
I opened a bud lite with a fencing sword last night. Yeah you banged that guy.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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