1:32a: I quit. signing up for eharmony. Don't judge
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i sleep in a fine layer of vodka and semen. i don't know that that would appropriate for a pajama rally.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I just wanna not walk straight. Is that too much to ask for?
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
That was the first time I have seen a confused expression with a dick in the mouth
I did the walk of shame wearing his scrubs. Fucking med school students is the way to go.
Im having a christmas reunion party tonight. Last year i ate my own contact. We'll see how this year goes
I puked in a solo cup and then offered it to him. So yeah, it was a rough night.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
He didn't even get to the first chorus of Hotel California before he started convulsing on top of me.
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
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