We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
i'm pretty sure the only people calling it "sexting" are ones who don't actually do it
I'm also glad were at the point in our friendship where my vagina talking to you isn't weird
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
i know i saw many looks of jealousy when i walked solo into subway carrying a cheesy gordida crunch after taco bell closing hours
I'm sure for most of the people, it was the one and only miracle they will see
I know I'm going to throw up tonight it's just a matter of when and where
If only I could bank my drunk hookups for a sober IOU.
It's 6am and I had to explain to the gas station attendant why I didn't have shoes on and I'm covered in maple syrup.
Well, I'll handle this like I always do. Black the fuck out, make out with randoms, give out my number like candy. You know. Standard operating procedure
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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