How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
How fat would you say she has to be before I can consider this a threesome
Just so you know, each of my boobs fits perfectly in a martini glass.
My mother's day gift to my mother is to promise never to tell her 95% of the stories I've accumulated in my life.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Was just told that I was slipped 2 hits of acid in my in flight drink before takeoff. 8 hours to Germany wish me luck
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
What I'm trying to say is, that time you chained me to my dresser and made me beg for it was incredibly romantic.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
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