We're 3 acts into this drag show and we've already run out of Lady Gaga songs.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
i understand why you think this is a bad idea but its happening so buckle up an get your whiskey
He tied my whole arm, in its cast, to the headboard first. He mumbled something about safe, sane, and consensual?
I threw up sweet potatoes. Worst thing to throw up ever. They came back mashed.
My face feels like its stuck between a ball sack and an asshole.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
Stop watching porn on my work computer.
STOP WORKING ON MY PORN COMPUTER.
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
Dude, you ever snap awake on the toilet at work with that panicked, "How long have I been here?!" feeling??
My mom found my empty case that I hid in my room and just said "now why don't you be a responsible underaged drinker and throw it in the recycling" and walked away. I'm in shock.
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