sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Just beat my spinning in office chair record. Almost puked. Totally worth it.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
Randomize
