if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
His internet searches, listed chronologically: sex slave, volunteer sex slave, lava
and he says: but we did find out that your ovaries have never released eggs. first thing out of my mouth: so i didnt really need to take the morning after pill so many times in college?
not the response he usually gets im sure.
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
It was her first time with a girl so I put on my tegan and Sara playlist to really get the full experience.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Yeah well my vagina has expectations too but they don't get met all the time.
I'm glad that even though we are states apart our whorish hearts beat as one
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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