it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
Its a sad day when your bush has a better set of hair than you do
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
He told me that if his bed could talk, it'd write a medical journal. Guess it's too late to worry about that now.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
I can't give advice right now, I have a yeast infection.
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
Maybe life is about finding the person you DO want to cuddle with after they rail you like a porn star
The cat likes watching me spank Michael. I don’t know how to feel about this.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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