Apparently they shut down a cook out cause people were selling drugsout the drive thru. Nice to be home
Eric said he heard us having sex the other night. He said i did a great job.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
Well if I fail my finals for being drunk on Cinco De Mayo there is always next year to graduate.
You said that last year...
Why did you put hummus in my pillow case?
I ended up driving home on my birthday, he opened the door to puke on the highway, and animal balloons were flying out of the car the entire time. The people behind us got a show.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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