I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
this guy showed up at my house asking for his sword and cape. something tells me i shouldn't drink that much again.
My Blind Date Arrived. She looks like something I'd draw with my left hand.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
Great, now even dream!me is a drunken borderline mess.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
All my friends are going on vacations with their boyfriends while I’m over here in court trying to get a restraining order against my ex....
i feel like every weekend turns into a giant blur of i dont want to know...
Btw, apparently no one knows who ordered the pizzas for the after party, no one paid, and the delivery lady made a celeb shot, took a beer, then said she'd be back later to finish up the game...
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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