Can i come over
After you called me a desperate slut? No
Come over
when you find your car can you pick me up? his mom is here and im hungover
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
She says I'm cute and I remind her of her brother. She's too hot to back out now. I don't know. I'm guna go for it.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
I was more obsessed with the sweat stain on her back that was simultaneously shaped like a vagina and the virgin Mary.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
doing squats while I brush my teeth.. gotta keep the booty in check
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
Definitely just poured my beer into a McDonald's cup so I could walk through Walmart without judgment. 'Murica.
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
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