the not having weed thing wouldnt be nearly as tragic if it wasnt the one holiday where they launch bright flaming things into the air
there really is only one way to give a PowerPoint presentation in your senior capstone class: still drunk.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
On my way, five mins. Is the line long? Do you think they will they hold a pumpkin at coat check?
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
This guy has a theme song for the joints he rolls
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I'm pretty sure that cute cop drove me home. Especially since I found his card in my purse.
He saw me naked after our first date and still asked for a second.. so I think we’re doing good
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
I mean, it's good for a lot of things. Just not the inside of your vagina
Well neither is bbq sauce but I dont judge kinks
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