Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
where are you?
sonic
Good. I hungoveredly cleaned your room. This is what being married is going to be like. I pick the condoms up off the floor and you bring home the hot dogs.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
More likely there's a very shell-shocked cat wandering around somewhere, covered in potato peelings
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
Got serenaded to on the streets of Denver...the song was about a young banana that made really big decisions, got stds, and joined a gang. I think I like Colorado
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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