You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
It was his first time doing shrooms and we made him ride in the truck bed. But he kept standing up and yelling when we stopped so we had to keep driving
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
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He was asleep with his head on a windowsill and you were petting his head, then you almost left the kitchen and then went back to pet him some more.
We had sex on the tiger blanket while I was wearing my Ukrainian shirt and my ass touched the Ukrainian flag. Happy 25th Ukraine!
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
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