Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
i can't remember the last friday i didn't spend in the foetal position
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
It's ok, I like adventure. Just ask my vagina.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Do you ever just feel like you can feel hormones radiating from your uterus?
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
I never thought I'd say this but there's too many dicks around here.
I swear I was in Legend of Zelda Twilight Princess and American Ninja Warrior at the same time. I'm never getting high while rock climbing again.
Randomize
