Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
he just spelled fiance, "pheancie". I dont think he's ready to get married.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
I have no idea what happened after 2 AM. I woke up on my bike, in my bed, with a deep thigh bruise.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
thanks for celebrating my birthday so severely 2 years ago. i just found your hospital discharge papers in my closet.
anything for my little brother.
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
i meant to type that i went to that party for shits and giggles, but my phone corrected me and said for shots and goggles...either one works
Nothing says male bonding like watching porn with your grandpa
The fact that he offered to stop once he stuck it in my ass was sadly the most considerate thing anybody's ever done for me.
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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