I woke up naked in my living room and my mom was next to me like we need to talk
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
dude you need a shock collar for some of the things you say when you're drunk.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
I'm going to call you, don't answer. Need to practice moaning to your answering machine again
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent
I just caught your son trying to perform fellatio on himself. What do I do?
Randomize