Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
if you do not get any action from him tonight, I am personally walking my drunk ass over there grabbing his tongue and sticking it in your mouth. this is getting ridiculous
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
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