no, he came in my armpit
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm eating hummus off of my stomach right now.
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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