we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
The sign in front of ihop says "designated drivers get half off their order"
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
I took us ten minutes to realize the shower sex going upstairs was the reason the kitchen ceiling was flooding.
You need to simmer down or I'm going to buy you a labia leash.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
When you left the bar, you did two cartwheels and a heel click and RAN ALL THE WAY HOME.
Fuck me this girl I went home with has a cover on her remote control so there is no spills to ruin it. Imagine how many condoms she's going to make me wear
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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