Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
EVERY baby cries during their baptism. It's like they know from that moment on their parents are going to make them do lame things like their first communion and stuff.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
just mapquested my walk of shame from saturday..bye bye freshman 15
my roommate is sobbing and looking at photos of elephants. i'm so confused.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
Plus, I've always wanted to drive in rush hour with a huge cock drawn on my hood
Between the uncertainly of my bowels today, and the distance the bar is to my house, remember I am doing this for you and our mutual appreciation of alcoholism.
Fun thought: I realized the thing I miss most about him is dixie kong's double trouble on his super Nintendo. It's possible that I don't have a soul.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
he's figured out my code; what are you doing = I haven't found a better dick yet
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