So I thought I was doing pretty good and then I sneezed and prematurely ejaculated...
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
He is gay. There is no bi when you have a manhunt AND you are an art major. That's like a unicorn without a horn, it just isn't possible.
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
My drug dealer bought me a book for Christmas. What a gentleman.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Look, if a guy shows up at your house. He's short, name is Logan, has weird vertical hair, let him in, give him food, and a place to stay. He's on a ver important mission. And I am he. as he is me and we are all together. And we are the eggman, goo goo gajoob.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I was trying not to blow up your phone, but I'm so horny I think I might die
Omg worst high ever. I'm watching Parks and Rec, and all i can think about is how andy, leslie, and tom are my closest friends. Forever alone.
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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