my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
I went to the bathroom like 8 times and each time I looked in the mirror and tried saying "I am sober." I burst out laughing when I got to "so-" every time. If you can't convince yourself, you can't convince anyone else. Fuck it, I'm going upstairs and drinking more.
You make your fellow Jews happy.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Don't let me forget to bring the toilet inside tonight.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
during charades she pointed to herself and you guessed 'girl who wants to fuck me'
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
The only way I can describe this shit is male aloe vera plant in both looks and feel its standing in the toilet
Thanks for that....my girlfriend picked up my phone and saw that
You can fuck me but I'm keeping my parka on.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
tell me you did not just describe yourself as "hot and bothered"
I was telling my friend about your penis and the only word I could think of was voluptuous. You have a voluptuous dick.
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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