Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
making an indian outfit so we can be pochohantas and john smith and fuck in the canoe on the night float
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
He went down on me to the national anthem being sung by Jordan sparks. It was very patriotic of him
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
I'm seriously considering selling my books back early. I don't use them anyways and I could really use the beer money..
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
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