Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
Thanks for telling my landlord that the poop stain was yours and not my secret dog.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
thanks for carrying me to bed.. and sorry for trying to roll down the hallway to escape.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I feel like the fact that I slept with someone who dresses up like Batman a few times will never be lived down.
I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I didn't want dick. I wanted spaghetti.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
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