I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I JUST MACED MY OWN FACE
This is by far the best text I have ever woken up to.
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
Also, even though this really sucks now, we will look back on this one day and laugh at the time we all got arrested on Thanksgiving
When everyone ask you tomorrow go ahead and tell them I'm the girl that fell of safe ride and was all bloody.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
We watched Purple Rain and then proceeded to have sex while listening to the album. If that's not exactly how Prince would want people to honor him, I don't know what is
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
How can i make it up 2 u?
DREW I AM SMOKING POT AND FUCKING. WE CANNOT DISCUSS THIS AT THIS PARTICULAR JUNCTURE.
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