in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
It was like being fucked by the god of thunder, he gained power from the storm. I took a Plan B because I don't think regular birth control will stop Thor's sperm.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I was sleeping pretty good until your cat pooped loudly. I dreamed that a full grown man was pooping on my ear. It startled me.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
Drank your wedding present. Sorry
I need to start a penis folder so I stop "accidentally" showing people my junk. On a side note- St. Pattys penis was a hit, four leaf clover and all.
Question: how does one descretely ask the ice cream truck driver thats out at 10:00pm if he sells weed?
Randomize
