Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She tried to ditch the cab before she payed but she forgot to grab her shoes and wake me up
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I'm pretty sure I asked his brother if he was gay while drunkenly falling to the ground.
Why is your ex naked in my apartment?
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
Randomize
