i was so drunk that i ate a carrot out of her guiena pig's cage and thought it was normal
Tell her to not eat the pizza she threw up on.
I'm not saying we can't have sex tonight, I'm just saying we have to work it around Lost.
The party theme was heirs and heiress's. Most guys came in polo shirts but he came as the "arch duke of vagina".
Only I could do what I did last night and feel perfectly ok working around children the next day
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
There is a midget driving a powered tricycle around town. I am not drunk, stoned, or lying.
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Maybe whip a sausage around while you do it and pour some beer on you. Like a German white snake video
To get him to come she paid for his uber and promised that someone in the house would give him head. it worked
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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