she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
I think I'm finally maturing. I'm happy he found someone. Good for him. I sincerely hope she doesn't choke on his tiny penis.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
Note to self: trying to grow pubes back = worst decision of 2014 thus far
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
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