Ia nefed hefelkp i am a taxi
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Can I steal her, take her home, and feed her only vodka?
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
MY MOM WALKED IN WHILE I WAS EATING THEM OUT AND STARTED ASKING US ABOUT THE PROJECT RUNWAY EPISODE WE WERE WATCHING EARLIER
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Did you get your nipples pierced? I felt something poking through my shirt earlier and I really didn't want to say anything in front of your grandma...
you could be the only one getting laid right now....yet your sitting in here making goat noises
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
You win. I am a lesbian who maybe slightly jaded. I didn't mean to throw the knife at you head.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
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