Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Margaritas ran out of lime juice. Substituted Jaeger. Jaegerita not good.
I smuggled my gin and tonic out of the bar by shoving the glass in my pocket...mistakes were inevitable.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I am so hung over a medically induced coma is beginning to sound appealing.
If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
He stood me up.
I'm no sure if I should be pissed or proud that he finally grew a backbone.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
It's ok, I did squats with my bottle of wine before I opened it. That counts as the gym since I won't be getting there haha
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
I was drunk in the shower and i decided to shave. Im now bleeding to death
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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