I just googled "whats above a trillion", thats how busy I am at work.
i wish i could just chop off my fat with a knife..i would rather endure that than work out
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Showing up at the grocery store at 5am to have the clerk sprint to the condom cabinet waiving the keys because you told him to hurry it was an emergency
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
I'm trying to poop and took acid, this is going to end horrid or wonderful. Oh the amusement park, not the pooping.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
Man I just realized that my only life problem right now is that I have to convince myself not to fuck a 19-y-o
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