I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
So apparently we dropped beers outside the apartment last night, and someone RETURNED them! Ha like what? I just walked out the front door to Christmas in a box on my doorstep.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
There was blow residue on my chem book and my TA was like, did u stain your notebook with CaCO3?
do you want me to tag you in the pics from the party?
Hmm. Use your judgment. Bootlicking pics are probably not ok. Otherwise fine.
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
Uhmmmm is there really any way to tactfully ask "you into me jerking you off with my feet... or nah" cause if you find one let me know 😂
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
ready for a night of bad decisions, horrible moral standards, and an unhealthy amount of illegal substances.
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