i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
I just remembered we said the Lord's Prayer before we went out last night.
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I'm currently making some changes in my life. If you don't hear from me anymore, then you're probably one of them. Or I'm dead.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
I mean it's like...I'm sorry I slept with your boyfriend but is it my fault that he failed to mention you when I was giving him head in the Dave and Busters bathroom?
There is so much wrong with that sentence
Yeah there really shouldn't be a bar at D&B's...shit gets real
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
I want the address of the individual responsible for strawbeeritas. I want to send them gift basket.
Who knew that showing someone your boobs would make them stop crying.
While all of the skanky girls from the crowd got on stage we screamed fair game and scoped out all their boyfriends, she made out with 2, this is what we call taking advantage of the situation
Little girl was fucking around on the train and completely ran her head into a pole. Totally burst out laughing as she cried. Her mom was not amused. I don't think I should be a Mom. EVER.
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