You're completely useless in the revolution.
They let you pick the name that they announce for you at graduation. The professional world needs to prepare itself for papa smurf mcdonald.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Our dealer is pledging my frat. When he come to sell me weed I make him take out the garbage.
THE CONDOM ONLY COVERS HALF OF HIS DICK I AM IN THE BATHROOM PANICKING
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
This is the Front Desk Lady from the Saturolite Inn. Your friend is passed out in the lobby. Please come help her.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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