weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
I swear my cock just shook it's head disapprovingly at me.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
I feel like after that many guys, all of the water in your body is just replaced with pure jizz, honestly.
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
I don't think you understand what laundry day means. I am wearing a swimsuit as underwear and my spanish club tshirt from junior high
The hotel had a helipad. Of course we had sex on it.
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
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