Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
So my prents justed posted "DO NOT DISTURB" on facebook and i just heard their door shut and lock...I'm leaving
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I hope you realize that its not me making that decision, but rather the combination of my genitals and sexual orientation
This is where you say "Why yes we will drink with reckless abandon and hopefully not be in a church parking lot again."
Finding that toy duck there was weird right?
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
I was having a dream that I was swimming in a pool filled with melted chocolate but woke up to find I had poured chocolate milk all over my body
I had just gotten to his place and was about to get some dick. No way was I gonna let her negative attitude affect my orgasm feng shui
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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