shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
I mean there is a rehab there so its gotta be a good time
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Crust to egg proportion prescribes to a pedantic form of quiche. It's like saying breakfast pizza isn't pizza at all.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
I just had a 30-minute convo with an irrelevant fuckboy from college who decided to tell me FOUR years later he’s sorry for sleeping with 3 girls at once including me.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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