She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
if you wouldnt have been fucking me hard and crazy like that then my bed wouldn't have broke. you owe me 600.
so you admit it was good then??
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
Wtf man. I knew she was bad news. No sane person cares if you eat their raviolli.
her vagina just converted me to Judaism.
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Found another bruise from Saturday #stopliquor2014
You're acting like you didn't chug fireball, like duh you have bruises you drunk betch
Well, I dont really know how much penis you have at your disposal so I cant be sure
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
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