I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
I love Japanese schoolgirls with short skirts riding bikes on windy days.
You're never coming back, are you?
It took us hanging out like four times to kiss. Id like to fuck you before I'm 30
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
Her instagram is literally selfies, cats, and guys she's fucked.
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
What can I say, like your penis. The fact that I like the person attached to it helps too
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
I have to charm this cab driver. Hold on.
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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