She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
Learned my lesson. Pink pantydroppers out of a beer bong=deceiving
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Drunk me forgot I'm not an 18yr old raver anymore. Adult me is now in pain.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
Dude, tumbleweeds have been rolling through my bed lately. This is my dryest dry spell since I was married.
Did we actually play with swords last night or did I dream that?
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
They have a shelf full of jello shots, what have i gotten myself into
I was grinding with girl while I was eating french fries, and she turned around to hook up with me. She ate my fries.
Randomize
