Is it normal to miss your booty call?
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
a price tag just fell out of my vag. i guess its worth $13.99...
Apparently I whispered "Jesus was here" and bailed out of the moving taxi.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Carson when you get home I want you to go downstairs and go into each bedroom and pick up the underwear and either throw it out or give it back to the people who own them. Look all over the room. Thank, Love Mom
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Your friend gave me you're number. I was the guy locked behind the book shelf.
I think you have the wrong number, but I hope you escaped your library-prison?
Uhmm, it's called hentai.
I DON'T CARE WHAT IT'S CALLED I DON'T WANT TO SEE IT ON MY WORK COMPUTER
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
And thank god for autocorrect cuz I can't even think in English let alone spell in it right now.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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