the stripper made me go home becuz she had to take her kid to a birthday party in the morning
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
Not everyone can get ass. Some people are good at building rockets. You’re good at sleeping with many men. It’s an art.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I took in his dog. My exboyfriend still calls me for 2 things, blow jobs and animal rescue. I need to end this cycle
My sharpie cut off line was invaded last night. Where's my turtleneck?
He rubbed aloe on my sunburn while I blew him... could he be anymore perfect?
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Well, personally I like to keep my blackmail in well organised folders.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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