what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
There's always time for handjobs
As shirtless as possible
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Pavlovs bj experiment 2012. Welcome to the program.
Well five day drinking adventure in appreciation of cinco de drinko under the belt, great way to start may
He was just lying in his underwear like a present. I had to unwrap it.
I know I come to this conclusion on a fairly regular basis but I really do need a babysitter
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
I knew it was you who came home last night because no one else would walk in at 3 am and start microwaving a burrito
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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