Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
At the pride parade. It's not even noon and I'm drunk as shit... for equality of course
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
Seriously, it's 5am. STOP CREEPIN and START SLEEPIN!
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
Just so you know, it is really hard to rehydrate when everything is spiked with everclear.
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
You ate my ass why wouldn't I remember you
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
Hi darlin, what are you doing tonight?
.... Things I will not be proud of
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