My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
so we had a 20 minute conversation and created the fb page WWND (what would Nana do?) last night after we took our Ambien...that is my definition of an overachiever
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
how did operation slutty penguin go?
pretty epic. there was a guy who was also dressed as a penguin. i asked him if he would keep my eggs warm while i went fishing for the winter
Hows cali? I thought of you as I shaved 1/4 of my legs last night.
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
She's not a foreskin expert like you
i just tried to use a string cheese as a light source
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
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