Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
Her desktop wallpaper is a collage of penises she fucked.
I am the slutty bisexual glue that holds this friendship group together.
I went to the bathroom, came back, and my friend was sleeping leaning up against the stripper pole.
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
I want to show up to tomorrow's study group looking like I got hit by a train. A train made of dicks.
Did you clean his pubes up off the table yet?
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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