i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
bowling with tennis balls and shot glasses. whatever you dont knock down after 2 rolls, you drink.
I'm at the laundry mat. This guy is here showing me his ankle monitor. The weird ones always find me.
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
I feel like his penis would have a weird haircut because he does.
Post-sex nachos deserve a song.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
I'm just sitting here drunk and eating peas because my life sucks
Come on in and take your pants off
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