I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
I didn't ride the struggle bus so much as drive it backwards off a cliff.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My mouth taste like pussy and my dad noticed. Hahahaha
Her next conquest seems to be stealing her ex-boyfriend's new girlfriend. Pretty sure everyone involved is totally OK with this.
Oh like it's the first time I've had a bowl of wine
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Step 1: Buy a house Step 2: Turn bedroom into sex dungeon
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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