So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
How fortunate humanity is that it need not rely on the female orgasm for procreation
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
please tell me why my pillow is wearing your thong...
...i wondered where i left that...
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
I sent a picture of my balls to one of my best friends, so basically it was an average night.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
Randomize
