I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
If I ever write a book, i'm calling it "why do i work with fucktards?"
It'll be a good sequel to my other book, "why do i sleep with fucktards?"
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
STOP HOOKING UP WITH SOCCER MOMS! YOU ARE RUINING MY REPUTATION!
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
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