We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
Idk man, it felt like my skin was a suit and I could feel it zipping up my side and up to my mouth. And then my head felt like a ventriloquist dummy's head, with the jaw thing..it was freaky, dude
You think that's a metaphor for anything, champ?
Shut the hell up.
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
The last thing I remembered was laying in the bathtub fully clothed with the shower running while he was picking grilled cheese out of my hair. I couldn't figure out if i was more upset about being soaking wet or the fact that my grilled cheese was in my hair instead of my mouth.
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
Excuse me hold on, hooking up with someone who is verified on twitter is like being important.
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
Well, that's not my fault. I make decisions all the time when I'm drunk.
Don't worry. I have logic.... just not morals.
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